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Exhibit A:
Vanity is a wicked, wicked thing. I will be going to our beach house this week so I decided this year I would have a tan. I'm usually okay with my pastiness but, my bodies not the same as it used to be and I heard a tan makes you look slimmer. Im usually anti tan but Ive gotten vain in my old age.The man gave me a free sample of a lotion guaranteed to make you darker. I tried it on my lower legs. Exhibit B:
He said it would cause some redness and tingling. Tingling my *&%. It was a full on fire. My legs were burning so bad. And these pictures weren't taken right away, this was after they had gotten better. I'm all for tigling, just not on my legs(wink, wink).Im just putting this out there so none of you are tricked with the line "a little redness and tingling" Thats what I get for trying to fake bake.
Vanity is a wicked, wicked thing. I will be going to our beach house this week so I decided this year I would have a tan. I'm usually okay with my pastiness but, my bodies not the same as it used to be and I heard a tan makes you look slimmer. Im usually anti tan but Ive gotten vain in my old age.The man gave me a free sample of a lotion guaranteed to make you darker. I tried it on my lower legs. Exhibit B:
He said it would cause some redness and tingling. Tingling my *&%. It was a full on fire. My legs were burning so bad. And these pictures weren't taken right away, this was after they had gotten better. I'm all for tigling, just not on my legs(wink, wink).Im just putting this out there so none of you are tricked with the line "a little redness and tingling" Thats what I get for trying to fake bake.
9 comments:
Does it burn when you go to the bathroom?
hahahah-your tingling comment made me laugh and almost bust open my stitches!
That stuff is the worst!! Also, heads up..don't use that crap and tan in the real sun! Not that I was the dork that did that...okay I was.
so the "tingling with hemp" cover did not make you nervous? Hey, I am all about pastiness. I embrace mine. However, I also like the Jergens tint lotion. that does not tingle or make you red and it is subtle.
except the tint lotion comes off with water. my friend had put some rub-on tint on her legs for our 4th of july parade, and then some dorky high school students threw water in the crowd and then her legs turned spotted. it was funny.
Wow! You really got baked. Where did you find that stuff??
I tried the spray on tan once, trying to take care of vanity and health preservation in one. Todd and I were headed to Hawaii. We weren't married...I was still trying to impress. I was a streaked freak and the tan didn't fade until the day we left Hawaii. No one told me you had to rub it in when you got out of the spray booth! They remembered to tell me to wipe out between my toes, but no...nothing about the visible parts.
so if you had to pic one ... do the hemp tan in the salon or wipe with menthol tissues?
Whoever took those pictures has some serious camera skills.
(P.S. The menthol tissues is much more funny. I think you should blog about that, but please. . . no pictures!)
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